In The U.s., Oddly, We Have Images

People Think Celebrities Don't Have To Worry About Human Things Like Sickness And Death And Rent. It's Like You've Traveled To This Land Of Celebrity, This Other Country. They Want You To Tell About What You Saw.

We Like To Keep The Sexual Tension Underplayed, Especially Between The Smoking Man And Me. Once We Thought He Was My Father . . . It Got More Interesting.

Willie Mays Was The Best Ever. When I Was In College I Once Made A Catch Like The One Mays Made Over His Head. Sometimes When I'm Lying In Bed At Night I Think About It. It Still Makes Me Warm.

Just Like Every Show Has A Tone, Every Show Has Different People On It Playing Different Games. I Don't Say 'game' In A Pejorative Sense, I Just Mean, These Are Different Stories That We Tell Ourselves When We Go To Work.

I've Run Into Certain Geniuses Of Individualism - They Are Very Few And Far Between - Who Live Their Lives Completely On Their Own Terms; They Are Very Powerful And Have A Great Amount Of Happiness. We All Should Aspire To That.