Sex Can Be Fun After Eighty, After

I Smoke Ten To Fifteen Cigars A Day. At My Age I Have To Hold On To Something.

With The Collapse Of Vaudeville New Talent Has No Place To Stink.

I Can't Afford To Die; I'd Lose Too Much Money.

In What Other Business Can A Guy My Age Drink Martinis, Smoke Cigars And Sing? I Think All People Who Retire Ought To Go Into Show Business. I've Been Retired All My Life.

Sex Is The Universal Language In Which Nobody Speaks; They Don't Have To.