Sex Can Be Fun After Eighty, After

It's One Of The Old Show Business Axioms. No Matter How Successful You've Been, There's Always A Younger And Sexier Seal Coming Along.

There Will Always Be A Battle Between The Sexes Because Men And Women Want Different Things. Men Want Women And Women Want Men.

I Was Brought Up To Respect My Elders, So Now I Don't Have To Respect Anybody.

When I Was A Boy The Dead Sea Was Only Sick.

I Look Better, Feel Better, Make Love Better And I'll Tell You Something Else....i Never Lied Better.