Sex Can Be Fun After Eighty, After

It's Good To Be Here. At 98, It's Good To Be Anywhere.

I'd Rather Be Over The Hill Than Under It.

Age To Me Means Nothing. I Can't Get Old; I'm Working. I Was Old When I Was Twenty-one And Out Of Work. As Long As You're Working, You Stay Young. When I'm In Front Of An Audience, All That Love And Vitality Sweeps Over Me And I Forget My Age.

There Will Always Be A Battle Between The Sexes Because Men And Women Want Different Things. Men Want Women And Women Want Men.

If You Were Married To Marilyn Monroe, You'd Cheat With Some Ugly Girl.