Sex Can Be Fun After Eighty, After

If You Were Married To Marilyn Monroe, You'd Cheat With Some Ugly Girl.

I Get Up Every Morning And Read The Obituary Column. If My Name's Not There, I Eat Breakfast.

I Love To Sing, And I Love To Drink Scotch. Most People Would Rather Hear Me Drink Scotch.

It's One Of The Old Show Business Axioms. No Matter How Successful You've Been, There's Always A Younger And Sexier Seal Coming Along.

Sex Is The Universal Language In Which Nobody Speaks; They Don't Have To.