Self-pity Is The Simplest Luxury.

Familiarity Breeds Consent.

The Reward For Conformity Is That Everyone Likes You But Yourself.

No Animal On The Face Of The Earth Could Conceive Of Taxation. You And I Work Roughly Six Months A Year To Pay Our Local, State And Federal Taxes. If Nothing Else, This Should Convince You That Animals Are Smarter Than People.

I've Met Many Irresponsible People In My Life But Never An Irresponsible Cat.

Morals Are Private. Decency Is Public.