Self Help Books Are Pointless. Here's Something

I Think Sometimes That People Think Brave Means Not Being Afraid, Which Of Course It Doesn't Mean That At All. It Means That You're Afraid, But You Move Past That And Do It Anyway, Do What You Think Is Right.

I Don't Know Much About The Supreme Court. If It's Anything Like The Supreme Taco, It's Like A Regular Court, But With Extra Sour Cream.

Santa Blows All These Shipping Companies Away. He Delivers More Than 2 Billion Packages In Just 24 Hours. He Does It By Sleigh. He Doesn't Use Tracking Numbers And Doesn't Use Trucks. He Just Uses Midgets And A Giant Bag.

I Became A Terrible Drunk Or Alcoholic - Or A Good One Depending On Your Point Of View.

There's Something Spiritual In Hard Work. Spirituality Isn't All Aromatherapy And Scented Candles.