Second Violins Can Play A Concerto Perfectly

Humor, A Good Sense Of It, Is To Americans What Manhood Is To Spaniards, And We Will Go To Great Lengths To Prove It. Experiments With Laboratory Rats Have Shown That, If One Psychologist In The Room Laughs At Something A Rat Does, All Of The Other Psychologists Will Laugh Equally. Nobody Wants To Be Left Holding The Joke.

It Is A Sin To Believe Evil Of Others But It Is Seldom A Mistake.

Being Rich And Thin Isn't Everything.

Vodka Is Tasteless Going Down, But It Is Memorable Coming Up.

Beauty Isn't Worth Thinking About; What's Important Is Your Mind. You Don't Want A Fifty-dollar Haircut On A Fifty-cent Head. ~garrison Keillor