When In Doubt, Look Intelligent.

Humor Is Not About Problems With Airline Luggage Handlers. It's About Our Lives In America And It's About The Ends Of Our Lives And It's About Everything That Happens After That And Everything That Happened Before.

Jesus Said The Meek Would Inherit The Earth, But So Far All We've Gotten Is Minnesota And North Dakota.

Some Luck Lies In Not Getting What You Thought You Wanted But Getting What You Have.

Ha! Easy For Nuns To Talk About Giving Up Things. That's What They Do For A Living.

I Have Taken So Many Wrong Turns And Been So Careless With Precious Things And Managed To Lose, Or Break, Or Leave Out In The Rain So Much That I Loved.