Scotland Has The Only Football Team In

I Don't Know Why I Should Have To Learn Algebra... I'm Never Likely To Go There.

I?m Much Bigger In Britain Than I Am There. I'm Well-known, But My Name's That Guy In America. . . . People Shout: "hey ? I Know You! You're That Guy.".

Marriage Is A Wonderful Invention: Then Again, So Is A Bicycle Repair Kit.

Who Discovered We Could Get Milk From Cows, And What Did He Think He Was Doing At The Time?

I Think Age Is Terribly Overrated. You're Okay As Long As You Don't Grow Up. By All Means Grow Old, But Don't Mature. Remain Childlike, Retain Wonder, The Ability To Be Flabbergasted By Something.