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That's The Only Dog I Know Who Can Smell Someone Just Thinking About Food.

I Just Don't Know How To Write A Love Letter. What Can You Say To A Girl That Shows You Really Like Her?" "how About, Enclosed Please Find A Cookie?

See The Valentine I Made For Linus? On The Inside, I Wrote, To My Sweet Babboo." "he Says He's Not Your Sweet Babboo." "what Does He Know?

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night, And Wonder If My Life Would Be Different If I Had To Do It Over... Then A Voice Comes To Me Out Of The Dark That Says, "boy, There's An Original Thought!

I Gave Up Trying To Understand People Long Ago. Now I Let Them Try To Understand Me!