Santa Fe Is Fun To Visit, But

The Nicest Present I Ever Got Was An Exploding Suppository.

I Always Wanted A Beautiful Loving Wife And She Always Wanted To Be A Citizen.

I Took My Grandmother To The Emergency Room. The Doctor Said That She Was On An Artificial Life Support System, And That Although Her Brain Was Dead Her Heart Was Still Beating. I Though, "we've Never Had A Democrat In The Family Before".

When I Was A Kid, My Goodness, Corporate America Was A Bunch Of Stolid White Guys In Gray Suits Trying To Be Serious, And Now It's Stolid White Guys In Gray Suits Trying To Be Funny.

Once I Posed Nude For A Magazine. I've Never Been Back To That Newstand.