Rip Van Winkle, Who Said, Don't Make

Lee Iacocca, Who Said To Dolly Parton, Why Do You Need An Airbag? Never Got A Dinner!

Moses, Who Said When The Red Sea Parted, What The Hell Was That? I Was Just Going In For A Dip! Never Got A Dinner!

There Is Only One Goal. That's To Keep Working And Keep Flossing.

Helen Of Troy, A Hooker From Upstate New York. Never Got A Dinner!

Joseph Cotten, Who Said, You Know How I Got My Name? Sammy Davis Picked It For Me. Never Got A Dinner!