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On 'idol,' Steven Tyler Will Be Sitting At A Table With Two Other Judges, And Part Of His Job Will Be Keeping His Yap Zipped While They Talk. This Makes No Sense At All, Since Tyler Has Zero Yap-zipping Skills.

God Bless America - What Other Civilization Would Give Patrick Dempsey Another Shot To Rule As A Sex Symbol, Twenty Years After 'meatballs Iii: Summer Job?' His Reign As Dr. Mcdreamy On 'grey's Anatomy' Is Proof That There's Nothing We Love More Than Giving Eighties Celebs A Heartwarming Second Stab At Life.

Thank You For The Music, Sleater-kinney. This Gang Of Three Was The Best American Punk Rock Band Ever. Ever.

It Takes Only One Bad Amp To Turn Your Ears To Oatmeal: That's How Old Hippies Became Yanni Fans.

Davy Jones Was The Grooviest Of The Monkees, Which Makes Him One Of The Grooviest Pop Stars Who Ever Existed. He Was The Best Dancer In The Monkees, The Cute One, The One With The Coy English Accent, The Bowl-cut Boy-child Who Shook Those Cherry-red Maracas And Always Got The Girl. He Was Also The Guy Who Stole David Bowie's Original Name.