Retire? I'm Going To Stay In Show

Take Care Not To Wear Stripes That Are Out Of Sync With Your Wrinkles.

There Are Two Kinds Of Cruises - Pleasure And With Children.

I Was Always Taught To Respect My Elders And I've Now Reached The Age When I Don't Have Anybody To Respect.

If I Paid Ten Dollars For A Cigar, First I'd Make Love To It, Then I'd Smoke It.

I Should Have Been A Country-western Singer. After All, I'm Older Than Most Western Countries.