Responsible, Who Wants To Be Responsible? Whenever

A Recent Survey Stated That The Average Person's Greatest Fear Is Having To Give A Speech In Public. Somehow This Ranked Even Higher Than Death Which Was Third On The List. So, You're Telling Me That At A Funeral, Most People Would Rather Be The Guy In The Coffin Than Have To Stand Up And Give A Eulogy.

People Who Read The Tabloids Deserve To Be Lied To.

Maybe If We Lie Down Our Brains Will Work.

In My World, The Wronger Something Feels, The Righter It Is.

Being A Good Husband Is Like Being A Good Stand-up Comic - You Need Ten Years Before You Can Even Call Yourself A Beginner.