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Surveys Show That The #1 Fear Of Americans Is Public Speaking. #2 Is Death. That Means That At A Funeral, The Average American Would Rather Be In The Casket Than Doing The Eulogy.

According To Most Studies, People's Number One Fear Is Public Speaking. Number Two Is Death. Death Is Number Two. Does That Sound Right? This Means To The Average Person, If You Go To A Funeral, You're Better Off In The Casket Than Doing The Eulogy.

It's Hard To Do Nothing Because You Tend To Do Something And Then You Have To Drop Everything.

A Bookstore Is One Of The Only Pieces Of Evidence We Have That People Are Still Thinking.

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