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Just Because I Know How To Change A Guys Oil Doesn't Mean I Want To Spend The Rest Of My Life On My Back, Staring Up His Undercarriage.

Jesus, Morelli, You Sound Like You Have Pms. You Have To Learn To Lighten Up A Little. It's Just A Car Alarm. You Should Be Thanking Me. I Had It Installed With My Own Money.

With The Exception Of Dessert, Food Is Food.

Ranger Appeared In The Bathroom Doorway And I Was Too Relieved To Be Embarrassed. "i Appreciate You Coming Out In The Middle Of The Night," I Said. Ranger Smiled. "i Didn't Want To Miss Seeing You Chained Up Naked.

Are You Afraid Of Me? Uh... Yes.' The Smile Stayed Fixed In Place. 'you Should Be. You Locked Me In A Refrigerator Truck With Three Dead People. Sooner Or Later I'm Going To Get You For It.