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Shirley's Gonna Be Pissed," Gazarra Said. "she Hates When I Get Shot." To My Recollection, The Only Other Time Gazarra Was Shot Was When He Was Playing Quick Draw In The Police Station Elevator And His Gun Accidentally Discharged. The Bullet Ricocheted Off The Elevator Wall And Lodged In Gazarra's Right Buttock.

Look At You! You Look Like Rangeman Barbie. You Got A Gun And Everything. -lula

He’s Sort Of A Homeless Horse,” I Said. “i’m Leaving For The Airport In Two Seconds, And I Won’t Be Back For A Couple Days. You Can Put The Horse In The Garage, But I Don’t Want That Horse In My Apartment.” “who Would Put A Horse In An Apartment? That’s Dumb.” “where’s The Horse Staying Now?” “my Apartment.” “i Can Always Count On You To Brighten My Day,” Ranger Said. And He Disconnected.

I Guessed My Mother Figured If My Father Got Right Down To The Task Of Eating He Wouldn’t Be So Inclined To Jump Up And Strangle My Grandmother.

My Professional Aspirations Were Simple - I Wanted To Be An Intergalactic Princess.