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If I Could Just Get Broom To Cooperate, We Could Fly, Glo Said. Then We Wouldn't Have To Worry About Traffic. Harry Potter Didn't Have To Worry About Traffic. You Relize Harry Potter Isn't Real, Right? Of Course, But He Could Be. I Mean, Maybe Not Harry Potter, But Someone Like Him. Who's To Say?

I Disconnected And Made A Mental Note Not To Call Tank Unless I Was Bleeding Profusely, And He Was The Only Other Person On Earth.

When Grandma Mazur Is Talking About The Reason For The Improved Play Of Her 91-year-old Bowling Teammate, She Said: "she's Doing Better Now That We Got Her The Longer Tubing To Her Oxygen Tank.

You Think I'm Gonna Feel Better Eatin' A Carrot? Get A Grip. There's Two Idiots Out There Trying To Kill Me, And You Think I'm Gonna Waste My Last Breath On A Vegetable? (lula)

You Can't Put Cuffs On Mr. Cluck! What Will The Kids Think?" Stuart Bagget