Are You Afraid Of Me? Uh... Yes.'

Jesus, Morelli, You Sound Like You Have Pms. You Have To Learn To Lighten Up A Little. It's Just A Car Alarm. You Should Be Thanking Me. I Had It Installed With My Own Money.

He's Going To Jail. He Can't See. He Can't Hear. He Can't Take A Leak That Lasts Under Fifteen Minutes. But He Has An Erection And All The Other Problems Are Small Change. Next Time Around I'm Coming Back As A Man. Priorities Are Clearly Defined. Life Is Simple.

Men Are Like Shoes. Some Fit Better Than Others. And Sometimes You Go Out Shopping And There's Nothing You Like. And Then, As Luck Would Have It, The Next Week You Find Two That Are Perfect, But You Don't Have The Money To Buy Both."-

Your Life Isn't Out Of Control. It's Expanded.

They Have Enough Testosterone Between Them, If Testosterone Were Electricity They Could Light Up New York City For The Month Of August