Religion Is A Strange, Wonderful Thing. More

I Love Winners When They Cry, Losers When They Try.

I'm A Very Comfortable And Happy-go-lucky Old Man. I Never Wanted To Be Great, Because I'd Just Get Worried.

A Song Is A Poem Set To Music.

Young Kids Are Doing The Same Thing I Did, But They're Doing It Differently. They Don't Do Brain Surgery The Way They Used To Do It Either.

I Love Coffee In A Cup, Little Fuzzy Pups, Bourbon In A Glass, And Grass.