I've Been Polite And I've Always Shown

God Bless Little Children While They're Still Too Young To Hate.

This Generation Should Entertain This Generation. It's Only Fair. When I Was A Kid, I Mowed The Lawn. Now, Somebody Else's Kid Can Mow The Lawn.

I Never Fixed A Story. I Didn't Make Judgments, I Let The Listener Make Judgments. When I Got To The End Of The Story, If It Had A Moral, I Let The Listener Find It.

When You Retire, It's A Place In Life, A Part Of The Journey. You Just Don't Quit Work; You Develop An Attitude Where You Can Do What You Please

I Have Had Hundreds Of People Work For Me Over The Years, And I Don't Think I Ever Fired Anybody.