Religion Is A Conceited Effort To Deny

The Difference Between The Smartest Dog And The Stupidest Man - Say A Tennessee Holy Roller - Is Really Very Small.

Theology Is The Effort To Explain The Unknowable In Terms Of The Not Worth Knowing.

The Other Day A Dog Peed On Me. A Bad Sign.

The Believing Mind Reaches Its Perihelion In The So-called Liberals. They Believe In Each And Every Quack Who Sets Up His Booth Inthe Fairgrounds, Including The Communists. The Communists Have Some Talents Too, But They Always Fall Short Of Believing In The Liberals.

Never Argue With A Man Whose Job Depends On Not Being Convinced.