Rejection Kills, Disappointment Only Maims.

I Should Also Say, In General, I Just Drank A Lot. I Shouldn't Characterize It As "to Get The Courage To Perform." It Was Just An In-general Nighttime Activity. It Definitely Made It Easier When I Started Doing Stand-up. It Was Just Much Simpler To Do A Couple Of Shots. It Made My Nerves Go Away, For The Most Part. It Just Was Something I Sort Of Relied On For About The First Four Years.

If You Aren't Overly Effusive Or Really Nicey-nice With The Press, You Get A Reputation For Being Outspoken Or Difficult.

... Being A Feminist Means That You Believe In Civil Rights And Social Justice.

I Don't Really Have Funny Things To Say About Politics. I Wish I Did, But I Don't.

The Inked Fingers And The Position Of Them, Which Is Gonna Be A 'daily Show' Photo Already, Of Them Signaling In This [nazi Salute] Manner, As If They Have Solidarity With The Iraqis Who Braved Physical Threats Against Their Lives To Vote As If Somehow These Inked-fingered Republicans Have Something To Do With That.