If You Aren't Overly Effusive Or Really

For My Stand-up, I Always Have My Notebook With Me And If Something Strikes Me, I'll Write It Down.

I Got Mugged. And They Got My Knapsack With My Comedy Notebook In It. So If Anybody See Two Cholos Bombing At The Funny Bone Chain, That Would Be Them. Just Give Me A Jingle.

You Just Need An Opportunity And Then You Yourself Have To Do A Good Job, And Then You Hope That People Go, 'oh Yeah, I Forgot About Her.'

Evil Is In The Face Of Every Frat Guy That Ever Raised A Beer Cup And Went "whoooooo!"

I Despise In Others My Own Characteristics.