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I Have A Position Of Indirect Respect And Oblique Power.

What Right Does A Politician Have To Tell Me What I Can And Cannot Watch? Change The Channel If You Don't Like What's On Tv!

I'm Competitive At Everything.

Every Election I Have To Hold My Nose To Vote.

If Frogs Could Fly... Well We'd Still Be In This Mess, But Wouldn't It Be Neat?