Reality Is For People Who Can't Face

Democracy Is A Process By Which The People Are Free To Choose The Man Who Will Get The Blame. Education Is A Method Whereby One Acquires A Higher Grade Of Prejudices. In Spite Of The Cost Of Living, It's Still Popular.

Nobody Can Be Perfect Unless He Admits His Faults, But If He Has Faults How Can He Be Perfect?

Scientists Are Still Trying To Produce Life In The Laboratory, But It Shouldn't Be Difficult If The Laboratory Assistant Is Pretty And Willing.

You Can Always Tell A Real Friend: When You've Made A Fool Of Yourself He Doesn't Feel You've Done A Permanent Job.

Would The Boy You Were Be Proud Of The Man You Are?