Reality Is For People Who Can't Face

An Optimist Expects His Dreams To Come True; A Pessimist Expects His Nightmares To.

When In Doubt Or Danger, Run In Circles, Scream And Shout.

An Intelligence Test Sometimes Shows A Man How Smart He Would Have Been Not To Have Taken It.

Noblest Of All Dogs Is The Hot-dog; It Feeds The Hand That Bites It.

Competence, Like Truth, Beauty, And Contact Lenses, Is In The Eye Of The Beholder.