Read. Travel. Read. Ask. Read. Learn. Read.

And He, He Himself, The Grinch - Carved The Roast Beast.

Did You Ever Fly A Kite In Bed? Did You Ever Walk With Ten Cats On Your Head? Did You Ever Milk This Kind Of Cow? Well, We Can Do It. We Know How. If You Never Did, You Should. These Things Are Fun And Fun Is Good.

Think They Work You Too Hard? Think Of Poor Ali Sard. He Has To Mow Grass In His Uncle's Backyard And Its Quick Growing Grass And It Grows As He Mows It The Faster He Mows It The Faster He Grows It. And All That His Stingy Old Uncle Will Pay For His Shoving Mower Around The Hay Is Piffulous Pay Of Two Dooklas A Day. And Ali Can't Live On Such Piffulous Pay!

Today You Are You! That Is Truer Than True! There Is No One Alive Who Is You-er Than You!

I Am Lucky To Be What I Am! Thank Goodness I'm Not Just A Clam, Or A Ham, Or A Dusty Jar Of Sour Gooseberry Jam! I Am What I Am - That's A Great Thing To Be!