Racecar Driving Is A Lot Like Sex;

The Fbi Is Urging All Americans To Beware Of Any Letters Or Packages That Have Badly Misspelled Words. Man, This Is Going To Be Terrible News For The Rap Industry.

Howard Dean Is A Politician, A Medical Doctor And A Democrat. So He Has Three Reasons To Tell Women To Take Off Their Clothes Now.

The First Olympic Games Were Held In 776 Bc. Do You Know Who Lit The Flame? Betty White.

Tonight The Republican Presidential Candidates Had A Big Debate, 10 Candidates. The Last Time That Many Rich White Guys Got Together, I Think Exxon Merged With Mobil.

A Christmas Tree--the Perfect Gift For A Guy. The Plant Is Already Dead.