Puns Are The Highest Form Of Literature.

The Only Way To Get Rid Of My Fears Is To Make Films About Them.

San Francisco Would Be A Good Location For A Murder Mystery.

Television Is Like The American Toaster, You Push The Button And The Same Thing Pops Up Everytime.

Never Turn Your Back On A Friend.

Even My Failures Make Money And Become Classics A Year After I Make Them.