Ads Place 1222

Background Image

Puberty Is The Sickest Joke God Plays On Us. So You're Just Noticing Members Of The Sex: "girls Girls, Ooo". Naturally You Want To Look Your Best, And God Says "no! You Will Look The Worst You've Ever Looked In Your Life!"

-Eddie Izzard

Please Wait....
Translating....

Puberty Is The Sickest Joke God Plays

Puberty Is The Sickest Joke God Plays On Us. So You're Just Noticing Members Of The Sex: "girls Girls, Ooo". Naturally You Want To Look Your Best, And God Says "no! You Will Look The Worst You've Ever Looked In Your Life!"

Views: 4

Topic

More From Eddie Izzard

I've Wiped The File? .... I've Wiped All The Files? .... I've Wiped The Internet? I Don't Even Have A Modem!

Because That's What Narcissism Is All About; Looking In The Mirror Everyday And Thinking 'damn, I'd Like To Shag Myself.'

I Want To Be A Taxidermist! I Wanna Fill Animals With Sand. I Wanna Get More Sand Into An Animal Than Anybody Has Ever Bloody Got In One. I Wanna Fill A Rat With The Entire Gobi Desert, So It’s Really Quite Tight.

You’ve Got To Believe You Can Be A Standup Before You Can Be A Standup. You Have To Believe You Can Act Before You Can Act. You Have To Believe You Can Be An Astronaut Before You Can Be An Astronaut. You’ve Got To Believe.

Believe You Can

Well, Comedy Is A Great Weapon Of Attack. It's Not A Great Weapon Of Support.

Ads Place 3

Ads Place 2

Trending Author

Adrienne Clarkson

Jonathan Edwards

Category

Ads Place 4

Ads Place 5