President Reagan Is A Lot Like E.t.

I'm Pretty Equal Opportunity When It Comes To Issues To Joke About.

Designers Don't Put Out The Same Sweater Every Year. They Just Keep Creating.

I Can't Get Married. I Can't Fake Sleep For 30 Years.

When The Sun Comes Up, I Have Morals Again.

I Pray If I Ever Find Out I Have Only About Three Minutes To Live It's During A Basketball Game, Because Then I'll Have, What, 10, 12 Years To Live?