For A Single Woman, Preparing For Company

I Guess In General, People Tend To Not Eat The Cute Animals.

You Never See A Man Walking Down The Street With A Woman Who Has A Little Potbelly And A Bald Spot.

When Women Are Depressed, They Eat Or Go Shopping. Men Invade Another Country. It's A Whole Different Way Of Thinking.

I Can Tell By Your Eye Shadow, You're From Brooklyn, Right? . . . Me Too. My Mother Has Plastic Covers On All The Furniture. Even The Poodle. Looked Like A Barking Hassock Walking Down The Street.

I Personally Cannot Tell You How Many Times We Rescuers Put Our Names On Animals To Come To Us As Soon As They Are Eligible For Release, Only To Find They Have Been Senselessly Killed By Overzealous Pound Workers.