President Obama Is Sending Troops Back To

Let's Have Some Wine, Go Upstairs, And Look At My Money.

We Make A Lot Of Fun At President Clinton's Expense. But This Transition Is Going To Be Tough Because It's Been 25 Years Since This Guy Has Gotten Laid In The Private Sector.

Obama Took A Tour Of The Great Wall Of China And Said, 'we Need One Of These Things Around The White House.'

Snooki Is Now A Published Author. I'm Blaming Sarah Palin. She Lowered The Bar.

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