Poor People Have More Fun Than Rich

Randy And I Were Goggle-eyed As We Gazed Over The Wonders Of What Walt Disney Had Wrought. It Was A Magnificent Demonstration Of What God Could Do If He Had More Imagination.

It's Almost Impossible To Dislike Me, Because I Do Nothing.

Then There Was The Time In Hollywood When I Sat Down In A Breakaway Chair And It Collapsed On Me. I Was Nearly Knocked Out And Might Have Been Even More Seriously Hurt But My Fall Was Broken By The Smog.

It Was Plain To See The Hollywood Undertakers Take Care Of Everything. If You Die You Don't Have To Lift A Finger.

Personally, I Like Those Mystery Shows. Ever Since I Was A Kid I've Been Crazy About Blood And Detectives And Murder. Maybe I Was Born With A Silver Knife In My Back.