Poor But Happy Is Not A Phrase

To Make Advice Agreeable, Try Paradox Or Rhyme.

The Bathroom Scale Knows Nothing Of Extenuating Circumstances.

Boast Quietly, With Decorum.

If Modesty Disappeared, So Would Exhibitionism.

The Harp Is An Insipid Instrument--no Good For Dancing, Feasting, Or Marching, Only For Sitting Primly In A Parlor Or On A Cloud.