If Modesty Disappeared, So Would Exhibitionism.

Wit: A Whim Followed By A Wham.

Everyone Values The Good Nature Of A Man With A Gun.

The Harp Is An Insipid Instrument--no Good For Dancing, Feasting, Or Marching, Only For Sitting Primly In A Parlor Or On A Cloud.

Chastity Is Now Treated As A Sexual Problem.

Children Enjoy Inflicting Pain Until Unhappiness Teaches Them Tenderness.