Politics Is Developing More Comedians Than Radio

What's A Depression? The Dictionary Says A Depression Is A Dent. And What's A Dent? Everybody Knows A Dent Is A Hole. And What's A Hole? You Tell Me What's A Hole! And I'll Tell You That A Hole Is Nothin'!

It Dawned On Me Then That As Long As I Could Laugh, I Was Safe From The World; And I Have Learned Since That Laughter Keeps Me Safe From Myself, Too.

Don't Put No Constrictions On Da People! Leave 'em The Hell Alone!

Me And My Big Mouth! I'd Get Rid Of It, Only It's Such A Handy Place To Keep My Teeth.

My Wife Has A Slight Impediment In Her Speech. Every Now And Then She Stops To Breathe.