Pleasure, N. The Least Hateful Form Of

Christians And Camels Receive Their Burdens Kneeling.

Aphorism, N. Predigested Wisdom.

Incompatibility. In Matrimony A Similarity Of Tastes, Particularly The Taste For Domination.

Aborigines, N.: Persons Of Little Worth Found Cumbering The Soil Of A Newly Discovered Country. They Soon Cease To Cumber; They Fertilize.

Palmistry, N. The 947th Method . . . Of Obtaining Money By False Pretences [by] "reading Character" In The Wrinkles [of] The Hand. The Pretence Is Not Altogether False. . . For The Wrinkles In Every Hand Submitted Plainly Spell The Word "dupe."