K, N. A Consonant; Originally Precisely That

While Your Friend Holds You Affectionately By Both Your Hands, You Are Safe, For You Can Watch Both His.

Pigmy, N. One Of A Tribe Of Very Small Men Found By Ancient Travelers In Many Parts Of The World, But By Modern In Central Africa Only. The Pigmies Are So Called To Distinguish Them From The Bulkier Caucasians - Who Are Hogmies.

Wit - The Salt With Which The American Humorist Spoils His Intellectual Cookery By Leaving It Out.

An Egotist Is A Person Of Low Taste - More Interested In Himself Than In Me.

When You Doubt, Abstain.