Please Write Music Like Wagner, Only Louder.

Give Me A Smart Idiot Over A Stupid Genius Any Day.

If I Did That, I'd Be Sticking My Head In A Moose.

What Nerve. Not Even A Modicum Of Originality.

Let's Bring It Up To Date With Some Snappy Nineteenth Century Dialogue.

This Makes Me So Sore It Gets My Dandruff Up.