Pity Costs Nothing, And It Ain't Worth

Time Is Like Money, The Less We Have Of It To Spare The Further We Make It Go.

The Fools In This World Make About As Much Trouble As The Wicked Do.

Adam Invented Love At First Sight, One Of The Greatest Labor-saving Machines The World Ever Saw.

Metaphysics Is The Science Of Proving What We Don't Understand.

Man Isn't A Fool For His Ignorance, But Rather For Believing Things That Are Wrong.