Perhaps The World's Second Worst Crime Is

On Close Inspection, This Device Turned Out To Be A Funereal Juke Box - The Result Of Mixing Lloyd's Of London With The Principle Of The Chewing Gum Dispenser.

Never In The History Of Fashion Has So Little Material Been Raised So High To Reveal So Much That Needs To Be Covered So Badly.

I Can't Afford A Whole New Set Of Enemies.

After Twenty Annual Visits, I Am Still Surprised Each Time I Return To See This Giant Asparagus Bed Of Alabaster And Rose And Green Skyscrapers.

Perhaps The World's Second Worst Crime Is Boredom. The First Is Being A Bore.