Perhaps The Most Revolting Character That The

We Are Here And It Is Now. Further Than That, All Human Knowledge Is Moonshine.

Man Weeps To Think That He Will Die So Soon; Woman, That She Was Born So Long Ago.

Whenever A Husband And Wife Begin To Discuss Their Marriage They Are Giving Evidence At A Coroner's Inquest.

Liberty And Democracy Are Eternal Enemies, And Every One Knows It Who Has Ever Given Any Sober Reflection To The Matter.

If There Had Been Any Formidable Body Of Cannibals In The Country, Harry Truman Would Have Promised To Provide Them With Free Missionaries Fattened At The Taxpayer's Expense.