Life Is A Dead-end Street.

The Christian Always Swears A Bloody Oath That He Will Never Do It Again. The Civilized Man Simply Resolves To Be A Bit More Careful Next Time.

Adultery Is The Application Of Democracy To Love.

The Motive Of Fear Is The Be-all And End-all Of Religion.

The Function Of A Newspaper In A Democracy Is To Stand As A Sort Of Chronic Opposition To The Reigning Quacks. The Minute It Begins To Out-whoop Them It Forfeits Its Character And Becomes Ridiculous.

How Do They Taste? They Taste Like More.