Perception Is Created And Twisted So Quickly.

We Have White People Problems In America. You Know What That Is? That's When Your Life Is Amazing, So You Just Make Stuff Up To Get Worried About.

I Finally Have The Body I Want. It’s Easy, Actually, You Just Have To Want A Really Shitty Body.

I'm Not A Political Comedian. That's Just Not What I Do.

Everything That People Say Is Testable.

Last Week I Got A Flu That I Caught, 'cause My Daughter Coughed ... Into My Mouth.