I Love Comedians. They're My Community.

People Are Always Fighting For Attention With Things Now Because There's So Much Content. Actually, If You Don't Tell People Stuff - You Just Keep Your Mouth Shut - You Don't Have To Whisper It, You Just Don't Yell. Take The Bullhorn Off Your Mouth And It's A Secret.

Stereotypically Speaking Feminists Can't Take A Joke. ::audience Boo:: See?

I Was A Nerd Growing Up, And I'm A Little Antisocial And Awkward.

When I Was A Kid There Was A Show Called 'holmes & Yo-yo' About A Robot Cop. I Loved That Show And I Think It Only Lasted Like Three Episodes.

I'm Not A Political Comedian. That's Just Not What I Do.