I Love Comedians. They're My Community.

I Don't Think Women Are Better Than Men, I Think Men Are A Lot Worse Than Women.

If You Can Survive Disappointment, Nothing Can Beat You

Here's How My Brain Works: It's Stupidity, Followed By Self-hatred, And Then Further Analysis.

Comedy Isn't Polite And It Isn't Correct And It Isn't Accurate, Even. It's Just A Mess. So That's The Way That I Approach It.

The Thing Is, Comedy's Gone In A Weird Direction. People Are Really Into Ironic Comedy And Fakeness And Cleverness.