People With Theories Of Life Are, Perhaps,

The Thinkers Of The World Should By Rights Be Guardians Of The World's Mirth.

Everybody Is Now So Busy Teaching That Nobody Has Any Time To Learn.

The Clear-sighted Do Not Rule The World, But They Sustain And Console It.

Men Who Believe That, Through Some Exceptional Grace Or Good Fortune, They Have Found God, Feel Little Need Of Culture.

Wit Is Artificial; Humor Is Natural. Wit Is Accidental; Humor Is Inevitable. Wit Is Born Of Conscious Effort; Humor, Of The Allotted Ironies Of Fate. Wit Can Be Expressed Only In Language; Humor Can Be Developed Sufficiently In Situation.