People Say That Rock 'n' Roll Is

The Probability Of Life Ever Evolving On Earth Was Slim To None. It's Insane That We're All Walking Around And Talking.

I Don't Even Think Of Myself As A Quote, Unquote Star - That's Really Douchey. I Think Of Myself As Just Like . . . A Dance Commander. You Have To Have Dance Parties All Day And Night, And You Always Have To Be Excited About Having A Dance Party. You Have To Have A Dance Party In Milan One Day, And Then Wake Up And Have A Dance Party At, Like, Four In The Morning On National Television In L.a. The Next Day. The Hours Are Insane.

Everything I Write Is Based On Something I've Personally Experienced, Or Things That My Friends Have Experienced That I Just Find Horribly Entertaining.

I Know That I Can Sing. That's The Reason I Started Playing Music When I Was Twelve Years Old.

You Don't Have To Carry A Designer Bag That Costs More Than A Car To Look Cool.