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That Depends. You’ve Got To Define ‘party Girl.’ If You Mean I’m A Walking Good Time, Then Hells Yeah. But I’m Not Wasted And Stumbling Out Of Clubs And Getting Duis. I’m Not That Kind Of Party Girl. I May Be Blonde And Fun As Balls, But I’m Not A Moron.

I'm Just Honest About The Things I Believe In. For Instance, I Went To A Past-life Regressionist, And He Told Me That In My Past Life I Was Assassinated. I'm Pretty Sure That I Was Jfk In My Past Life.

I'm Obsessed With Beards. First Of All, Beards Make You Look Like More Of An Animal. Second, I Kind Of Like Biting Beards; It's A Pastime Of Mine.

Everything I Write Is Based On Something I've Personally Experienced, Or Things That My Friends Have Experienced That I Just Find Horribly Entertaining.

I Do My Laundry On A Weekly Basis.