People Have A Lot Of Different Beliefs,

Saying Goodbye Doesn't Mean Anything. It's The Time We Spent Together That Matters, Not How We Left It.

We're The Guys Who, If Someone Says You Really Shouldn't Do An Episode Making Fun Of Scientologists, We Say, 'whatever.' Someone Says, 'they Might Come Try To Burn Your House Down,' We Say, 'we'll Just Get Another One.'

I Would Let My Kids Watch This Stuff Way Before I'd Let Them Watch Something Like 'full House' That I Think Would Make Them Stupid.

When Someone Goes, 'oh, This Group Is Really Pissed Off At What You Said,' There's Not A Piece Of My Body That Goes, 'sweet!' That Means I Did It Wrong. I'm Just Trying To Make People Laugh.

I Would Never Kill Somebody, Unless They Pissed Me Off.