People Don't Talk To Me On Airplanes.

It's Easier To Cancel A Show If It's Expensive.

Most People Are Dead. Did You Know That? It's True, Out Of All The People That Ever Were, Almost All Of Them Are Dead.

To Me, Art Supplies Are Always Okay To Buy.

You Can't Answer A Kid's Question. A Kid Never Accepts Any Answer. A Kid Never Says, 'oh, Thanks. I Get It.'... They Just Keep Coming With More Questions - Why, Why, Why? - Until You Don't Even Know Who The Fk You Are Anymore At The End Of The Conversation. It's An Insane Deconstruction.

Stand-up Is Probably The Most Solo Performance In Art.