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I Came In The Dawson's Creek Era; It Was All About Tiny Guys Who Looked Like Teenagers, And I Haven't Looked Like A Teenager Ever. So I Was, Like, Auditioning To Be Their Dads. At 25.

Whether It's Paris Hilton Or Kim Kardashian Or Whoever, Stupidity Is Certainly Celebrated.

When I Was A Little Kid, I Kind Of Liked The Commercials More Than A Lot Of The Stuff On Tv. My Favorite Ones Were The Miller Lite Ads With All The Jocks In Them. "tastes Great, Less Filling."

I Drove Around In A Volkswagen Rabbit I Shared With One Of My Roommates, And It Didn't Have A Roof. It Doesn't Rain Much In L.a., But When It Did, It Was Utterly Miserable.

I'm Painfully Aware Of My Surroundings At All Times.