People Call Me Fat, But I Don't

As Soon As Somebody Farts Around Me, I Think It's Hilarious. This Is Something My Brothers Did That Now The Boys At Work Are Obsessed With. You Cup It, And Then You Throw It In Someone's Face And Say, ‘take A Bite Out Of That Cheeseburger!'

I Get Photographers Hiding In My Bushes. We're Way Past Autographs. We're Into Being Stalked And Followed.

I'd Like To Think That I Have A Plan, But You Can't Really Pick What Scripts You're Going To Get Or What Movie Is Going To Come Along.

I View The Director As My Boss. I'm The Pawn On The Chess Board. I Don't Say Something To The Director Easily, Because They Are My Boss.

I Am The Biggest "but Why?" Question Asker.